The Hope Business

Have you ever wondered what exactly each business is selling? No? MacDonalds? Loreal? Coca Cola? Are you still there? Yes, I know, I am a MBA holder to be but I am not going to dissect each company and share with you their dirty antics.

MacDonalds sells TIME.
Loreal sells HOPE.
Coca Cola sells CULTURE.

So now you got it? Things are never as surface as we thought.

So what exactly do cosmetic surgeons sell? They sell face, lah. Tai tais go to them to fix their faces so that their husbands got face, mah.

Ok, so now you can take part in Extreme Makeover, which part of your body will you want to change? I am ok with the way I look but hee of course if it is free and does not hurt, my foot, I will want to fix some parts.

I can really do with a smaller nose. I think my nose prevent me from having that really polished look cos it looks like a turlip on that pixie face of mine. All other features like my eyes and mouth are so small that they near not exist but my bloody nose is bursting out of the face. I suspect that it has freckles on it because its surface is so bloodly big that it took in most of the uv rays.

My face can be less round but that's probably due to bad diet and little exercise!

I want wonderful skin like MoonFace. Poreless, smooth and fair so that I can save money on foundations.

I want a body like Angelina Jolie and that would mean going through 10 times of liposuctions. Then after that I can wear leather all day long. That will also means that I will have a waist and not be like a straight tree trunk, can wear ladies' cut jeans instead of the straight cut ones, and can start looking like a real woman.

Oh I wonder if it is possible to have smaller feet as well. It is really hard to find good shoes with feet like mine. They are effectively size9. I can kill for a pair of size 7 feet.

Ok, I am not greedy. I am pretty comfortable with all these.